Bye guys,

I’m deleting my tumblr…

Dorky guys are cute.

Not the immature type, but silly. The ones that aren’t afraid to act silly or goofy even if he’s embarrassing himself. The ones that does the stupidest things just to make you laugh. I’d rather stick around with them instead of the ones that have to keep his cool all the time and is really boring. 

I’m that guy!

nickysixpack:

one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

(Source: mrdcai)

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

(Source: tomlintum)

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

angry-anal-fisting:

justanothersmile:

squirtle-stahp:

ryanroasts:

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG SORRY

IS THAT WHY YOU HUG US

BITCH IT MIGHT BE

Love Supreme (ft. Jeni Suk) 

(Source: justinancheta)

I was there for you.

I was there for you from the very start. When you were happy, to when you were sad. I was always there for you but you didn’t see it. You pushed me away because you thought I was always a problem when all I was trying to do was be there for you like how a good friend would do. I guess now you’ve replaced me with someone new. It’s okay. I’m used to getting replaced anyways.