I was the person you called when you were depressed. I was the first person you called when you had one too many drinks. I was the first person you called when you were angry at the world. I was there for you regardless of the circumstances.
Where were you when I got kicked out of my house? Where were you when I needed a shoulder to cry on? Where were you even I needed you?
Now that you and your girlfriend are broken up AGAIN, you call me saying you’re “simpin” over me? Fuck you.
*says i dont care* *actually does tho*
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something